Phooey on Making Money Online!!

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Well poop!  With the latest make-money-online fiasco, (coinpot.co turned out, after two years, to be a scam), I've pretty much given up on all these "instant online riches".  Yeah, if I had listened to my own advice, I'd be better off.  But no one has ever accused me of NOT being hard headed.  (Hey, wanna buy some really cool mosquito t-shirts?)

Since the goal of raking in vast globs of wealth via this blog seem to be nothing more than an illusion, the question arises: what the heck should I do with it?

Well ...... just because I absolutely SUCK at all forms of sales and salesmanship, doesn't mean I can't use the internet to increase my wealth.  I'll just have to stick to investing, (or speculating, as the case may be).

Another blog on investing?  Ugh.  Listen, just buy a good, low cost mutual fund, (most Vanguard funds are safe choices), and use dollar cost averaging to add to your investments.  Do this faithfully, and you'll eventually be wealthy.

Put some, (not more than 15%, IMHO), of your hard earned money into cryptocurrency.  Listen to http://www.thesurvivalpodcast.com/ . (Yeah, sometimes Jack goes off the rails.  Listen to it anyway.) Live simply, below your means.  Exercise and eat healthy food.  Ho hum.

And finally, as Steve Martin once advised us, "be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant!"

Meanwhile, stranded on a distant planet, he gazed upwards at the stars glittering in the bitter cold night.  Consciousness, (self-consciousness?), in such a circumstance seemed little more than a cruel joke, as if the universe conspired to make his suffering as intense as possible.  But only a few more minutes of this freezing existence remained, before he would disintegrate into the void, and all existence would vanish, including his pain.

He remembered his mother's voice singing him to sleep as a child ....





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